Hey! I'm Little Bacon, but my real name is Dorian
I like, to make, friends!
In fact, I HATE get upset when playing and nobody says anything the whole game. It's worse than the fucking Russians foreigners, because at least you can tell what they want.
I mean not only in DotA, but in general. I'll add people on Steam, Facebook, anything I have to get in a good chat.
I'm not crazy unless you have a Master's degree in Psychology, but I'm not a bitch about it like people who are fake crazy. Here's how you know, I don't like it. It seems to get worse the longer I live and the world makes less and less sense to me. I can't connect with people emotionally, and I'm very, very paranoid.
I can draw pretty good. Every once in a while I make one great work of majestic art, but not often. I make music electronically, I suppose you could call it electronic music. It's kinda like Dubstep, but it has actual rhythms and melodies. If you're a straight-edge that hates on non-edges then don't talk to me. If you're really into religion, don't talk to me. If you're really not into religion and really into spiritualism, talk to me.
What else? I don't know, either ask me or Let's play some fucking DotA!
Subject: Me, Egg, and Cheese 
