I have devised a master plan to capture Icefrog, hold him captive and make him hurry his ass up with Dota2 and anything else you want? Coffee??

I call this Operation THIS WILL NOT FAIL.

Step 1:

We shall lure Icefrog to my house with the help of Anthony Hopkins (he will be promising him to be a voice for one of the new characters... i was thinking Lina) (although Samuel L Jackson might be better for financial reasons beyond my control we shall use Mr Hopkins.) Kapeesh.
Once lured to my house in Pretoria South Africa
We will trap him inside a cardboard box.


Step 2:

Once Secured inside the cardboard box, Icefrog will be sent via Courier to my secret hide out.
This will be a test of mental strength for him.
i mean c'mon!
Trapped inside total darkness for 30-45minutes inside a box is no joke people.
This will be colossal, if he makes it.....


Step 3:

Upon his arrival there will be a filthy dungeon waiting for him.
He will be chained up and left in darkness once more for days.
(ok now this is a flaw, i really cant wait that long.)
He will be left inside the Dungeon to rot for an HOUR!!

Step 4:

If he manages to survive that i will have my evil assistant Hans
feed him pretzels. ( i cant be cruel, he might think im bad then.)

Step 5:

Icefrog will partake in heavy bondage with one of my MANY
evil scientists.
I will then record this and use this as a bargaining tool, i will threaten to release this on the Interwebs if he does not comply and finish Dota2.

Step 6:

If Step 5 fails.. i have devised a genius plan that will not.
I have hired our Dearest Britney Spears for this job.
Icefrog+bed+Britney Spears = Insanity
This man will be putty in our hands.
He will then obey every command, no matter how ludicrous the request may be, PUTTY!!!

Step 7:

Soak it up.
Enjoy the fame and the Game.
Who ever assists me with this genius plan will have Money, FAns, groupies that will even follow you to the shitter and BEST of all
DOTA2!!!

HATERS GONNA HATE

I have attached this small illustration to show you all how smoothly this will go down.

Yes, this will work

I knew IT.

So do you have any pretzels, i found a box behind a green grocer.
It has holes in, so i think i will have to tape it up.

If he tries to get through il poke him with a stick.

I wanna be the pretzels man! =D

Rofl!
Its a deal now we just need to speak to Avalon about sponsoring us that courier van..
I might have lied when i said that i had everything ...

looool, dk how i missed this thread before xD i rofled my ass out during reading. and about the van, we ll be carrying him if we need.

:lol!:

Just as long as we get him to my hide out.
I dont care if i have to walk the long way through the rest of africa but i
will make sure he .... gets pretzels

^^^^LoL Perfect plan, it shall not fail

See i told you.
Haters gonna hate on my perfect scheme.

but we will have to release him at one point. what then?

He will thank us for "motivating" him to finish the game, i'm sure his abduction will be the last thing on his mind when he is receiving compliments left right and center for the game and rolling in cash.
See.. PERFECT

nice plan

I tell you. We still short pretzels and a box i think.

omg you put it in playdota dont you get banned.

Rofl no!! not yet anyway.... wonder if Icefrog will see it?
Getting good response tho... i likes it.

No!! sis!! thats horrible!!
Britney!!! Have you seen her lately!!!! YUCK!!

lately? I didn't see her

But i told you, i got the pretzels covered ;D

The more pretzels the better.

Why pretzels? Burgers are better

You have a valid point there sir.... howevar!! The plan started with pretzzels and will end with pretzels. 8D

:?:

Thats right, you heard me.

ok but it should taste chocolate

Only if you want it too..