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мusịĸ- No one is too young to fap, and there never is a bad time for fapping.

Fapping solves world hunger, fapping healed my dog.



JustDarKy- This guy is wise. Listen to him.


woozie how- I broke my leg last week Sad
Heal my leg oh mighty fapper!


мusịĸ- In what part did I say anything about physical injuries? That being said, you could give it a try; fapping never fails.

Just be sure to align your leg perfectly in relation to the current location of the moon, correlating with the position of your schlong.
Proceed then to stimulate your wee-wee by pulling on it no more than 700 and sixtyfour times while chanting obedience to the God of the Dead (not to be confused with that poser we have lying around here somewhere) by following the lyrics of Caliban's "Love Song"; You are the one who took my fears, you give me wounds that will never disappear. Nothing you do could hurt me, but one wrong word could cause my end."

If all of this is done correctly, and you indeed do orgasm once chanting is over, you shall be healed!



JustDarKy- Tried it, worked perfectly Thank you, master fapper.


мusịĸ- Your endeavours have been noted; as an added bonus for your efforts -- pulling on your schlong 764 times in a timeframe of less than 5 minutes! --we have decided to cure your cancer you did not know existed!

Congratulations!





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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! I FRICKIN' LOLD ON THIS ONE!!!
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiice xD
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Best part: "Just be sure to align your leg perfectly in relation to the current location of the moon, correlating with the position of your schlong.
Proceed then to stimulate your wee-wee by pulling on it no more than 700 and sixtyfour times while chanting obedience to the God of the Dead"
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I had a good laugh. Thank you Smile
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